Hi and welcome to a new thing I’m gonna try doing - little audios!

Why little audios?

To get the monkey off my back that says I need to be publishing new essays all the time.

See, I’m writing some new essays and they’re Big Boys aka ones that I need time for so rather than try to rush them which is what I was gonna do or just take a break which I simply do not know how to do, I figured I’d share sporadic lil audios with the loyal and paying Both Are True audiences.

Why only paid?

Because look at this annotated chart!

Sure, I know this is a humble brag situation that most would kill (kill??) to find themselves in, but it nonetheless irks me and makes me wonder if I maybe need to be offering more juicy content to people so they decide BAT is worth paying for?

But I don’t wanna exclude anyone!

So if you want access to the paid stuff, here’s a bunch of discount codes you can use including one that gives you paid access FOR FREE FOREVER.

True talk: I know that for a lot of you, paying full price is too much while for others the thought of paying anything is impossible, so I genuinely and actively ask that you use whichever option feels right ESPECIALLY THE 100% OFF ONE.

And I’m not just saying that - I’ve run these promos before and people have emailed me feeling bad asking for comps and to all of them I say DO NOT FEEL BAD! I genuinely want you and everyone to have access to BAT for free WHILE also nudging the people who can pay and want to pay but just keep forgetting to do so (I know you’re out there you lil scamps). So yea. And if you don’t believe me, email me and we can talk about it.

I love you all, and I love our troops.

Want 25% off?

Get 25% off paid BAT — $36 for the year!

Want 50% off?

Get 50% off paid BAT — $24 for the year!

Want 69% off?

Get 69% off paid BAT — $14.88 for the year

Want 96% off?

Get 96% off paid BAT — $1.92 for the year (this one is forever, so it won’t make you pay in a year or anything)

Want 100% off?

Get 100% off paid BAT — $0.00 for the year (this one is forever, so it won’t make you pay in a year or anything)

For all of these besides 96 and 100%, after one year the price goes to normal but if you want to get another year at the discounted or free price just reuse the code they do not expire! And if you forget and get charged and are like wtf I can’t pay that just tell me and I’ll refund you.

ok here’s the Trump rally videos lol.