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September 11, 8:00 pm

Hi there, and thanks for opening The Cipher.

Tonight, some of Defector is partying in Philly. You should come join us! I know Philadelphia is a great baseball town, so I will be there reading something about the Los Angeles Dodgers. Say hi if you see me.

-Lauren
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Creature Drops: A New Three-Bearded Rockling From Mauritania
The taxa of fishes called Gadiformes contains some of the most delicious and therefore commercially significant fishes in the ocean: cod, hake, pollock, haddock, burbot, and more. These fishes live in waters across the world, mostly in temperate or colder oceans, which makes sense to me on a basis of purely vibes—who’s ever heard of a tropical cod? But this taxa also contains a group of fishes called rocklings that, radically, have no commercial value whatsoever. Rocklings are all long and slender like Twizzlers and have a chin barbel and nostril barbels, giving some species the nickname three-bearded rocklings.

Scientists have just discovered a new species of three-bearded rockling, Gaidropsarus mauritanicus, which is just under three inches long and lives off the coast of Mauritania. Specifically, this fish lives in the world’s largest deep-water coral reef, the “Mauritanian Wall,” an extensive and ancient chain of corals that stretches for 360 miles and reaches heights up to 328 feet. The seas off Mauritania have incredibly biodiverse marine ecosystems and are known for these deep-water corals. Researchers had observed this small fish earlier from remotely operated vehicle dives, where it lurked around the sludge of waters thousands of feet deep. They noticed the fish’s large eyes, big head, and distinctly pink color, occasionally stippled with white spots. 

Many of the three-bearded rocklings the researchers observed were taking shelter between shards of coral fragments, hiding inside dead coral, or lurking under various ledges. The researchers suggest the fish’s propensity for hiding may explain why they escaped detection by science for so long, as new species of vertebrates are relatively rare. Luckily, we will not be eating this new three-bearded rockling anytime soon, given its small size, distant home, and, presumably, wee little pink face.
-Sabrina Imbler

Image: Tomas Lundälv
Maitreyi's Maddux
I personally have never loved the "Maddux" as a quirky baseball stat. A nine-inning shutout of under 100 pitches is so rare in the modern era that I don't think it needs a special name. But on the other hand, the Colorado Rockies exist, and it was nice to have a shorthand for what Tigers rookie Keider Montero randomly did to them on Tuesday. Montero piloted an 11-0 victory and tended to Detroit's warming playoff hopes with a performance in which he faced the minimum 27 batters, with the help of three double plays.

Maitreyi, who normally has terrible luck picking the Tigers home games she attends, was present for this memorable night, and she sent me the scorecard to prove it, with one caveat: "There is a mistake on the Rockies side. I use the horizontal purple line to mean pitching change but obviously there wasn't one. I don't know what happened there."

Maitreyi has now seen the Tigers achieve a Maddux and get Madduxed.

-Lauren
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