The MAGA Meat Grinder

The Trump occupation arrived in Chicago and Portland in full force this weekend. And with prominent Republicans like Secretary of Homeland Security Kristi Noem and White House Deputy Chief of Staff Stephen Miller salivating on X about civil war, it seems likely that what we’re seeing in these two cities will soon be deployed to more blue states across the country. In fact, you could argue that a new kind of slow moving and very viral civil war has already started.

The plan was to federalize National Guard members already in Portland, but that was blocked by a Trump-appointed judge. So the Trump administration decided to get around the block by sending troops from other states to the city. According to Illinois Gov. JB Pritzker and California Gov. Gavin Newsom, the Trump administration is sending 400 Texas National Guard members and 300 California National Guard members to Portland and Chicago. “We must now start calling this what it is: Trump’s Invasion,” Pritzker wrote on X. “America is on the brink of martial law,” Newsom wrote.

For those of you scratching your heads as to why sleepy Portland, Oregon, was chosen for the next stop on President Donald Trump’s occupation tour, it seems almost undeniable that it was picked for any reason other than it was a hotbed for Black Lives Matter protests in 2020. Trumpism punishes anyone or anything that can steal its viral spotlight. And the White House has now activated every part of the MAGA ecosystem to make sure they control the attention economy as they storm Democratic cities.

And, right on cue, right-wing influencer Nick Sortor quickly made himself into the main character of the Portland occupation. On Friday, Sortor was arrested for disorderly conduct while making content at a protest in front of a local Immigration and Customs Enforcement facility. Now the Department of Justice says they’re investigating the arrest, and there was some chatter among right-wing influencers on X that there was even a briefly considered plan for ICE officers to personally yank Sortor out of jail.

As for what Sortor is actually filming, it’s exactly what you would expect. It’s the same kind of content-based aggression made popular by Charlie Kirk. Videos of left-wing protests chasing Sortor down the street while he screeches about how unhinged they are. And he has, obviously, made the rounds on Fox News.

A very dark lesson that right-wing influencers like Sortor have seemingly learned from Kirk’s death is that the more violent the situation they provoke, the harder the White House will respond. “Hey Antifa — just FYI: the more times you assauIt me, the higher the chances you have active duty Marines deployed to the streets of Portland by the end of the week,” Sortor wrote on X, offering himself up to the MAGA meat grinder. Anything to get those views, I guess!

The more malicious parts of the MAGA movement also know that these clashes, between citizens and the military, filmed by influencers, are a perfect venue for more explicitly violent intervention. Joey Gibson, the founder of far-right street gang Patriot Prayer, and his finacée were unmasked by Portland residents last week. Both were dressed in all black with their faces covered and were spotted filming protesters.

The Onion CEO Ben Collins wrote on Bluesky, “Pretty clear Stephen Miller, Noem, Hegseth and Trump are trying to provoke a Civil War at this point. What's interesting is they want to do it now, because even though they're unpopular, they seem to believe this is the most popular they'll be ever again.” Which, as I wrote last week, isn’t that hyperbolic of a take.

The Trump administration is not just occupying cities with soldiers and ICE officers, but creating flashpoints for propaganda. Every eventual showdown on the streets of a Democratic city is first teased by hysterical X posts from Trump administration members, Trump supporters and militias face off against local protesters, and then the chaos is livestreamed and clipped by right-wing influencers that just so happen to have the budgets to fly from city to city following the circus. And, of course, Fox News scoops up the best bits and packages them for viewers at home. Finally, the official X account for the Department of Homeland Security does a victory lap, collecting the best footage for a stupid music video about how they’re keeping us all safe. It’s the exact same playbook that was used for Trump’s endless rallies during his first term. The Trump hurricane comes to town and viral content and political violence follows in its wake. The key innovation of his second term is figuring out how to both scale the localized MAGA frenzy beyond just him and, also, most importantly, figure out a way to force it on blue states.

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Is This The Song Of The Fall?

When Will The AI Bubble Burst?

Financial institutions are getting more than a little worried about the AI industry. Last week, MarketWatch published a piece arguing that the “AI bubble is 17 times the size of the dot-com frenzy — and four times the subprime bubble.” Uh oh! Let’s take a deeper look at the argument here.

Analyst Julien Garran looked at not just AI spending, but real estate, venture capital, and even AI-adjacent sectors like crypto and NFTs and argued that they have basically reached their peak. “To find out whether we have hit a wall we have to watch the [large language model] developers. If they release a model that cost 10x more, likely using 20x more compute than the previous one, and it’s not much better than what’s out there, then we’ve hit a wall,” he said. So, you know, like OpenAI’s Sora 2, which is better than Sora 1, but is currently free and absolutely requires more computing power to run.

Interestingly enough, Amazon founder Jeff Bezos agrees we’re in an AI bubble right now. But he said he’s still bullish on AI, telling an audience at Italian Tech Week, “Investors have a hard time in the middle of this excitement, distinguishing between the good ideas and bad ideas." Well, if we need to tank the economy to figure out the best way to make an app where you can generate videos of people barbecuing and eating Pikachu, so be it, I guess.

But just to throw one more doomer report on the pile here, even Barron’s has come out with an AI bubble story this month. “There is a growing ‘this time is different camp’ on Wall Street,” they wrote. “Tech bulls maintain that the AI enthusiasm of 2025 isn’t like the internet bubble of those irrationally exuberant late 1990s.” Which is exactly the kind of thing you tend to read right before you find out that this time was, in fact, not different.

But who knows, maybe we’ll figure out a way to actually monetize this revolutionary tech. I mean, just check out this amazing idea for an LLM, courtesy of one of Silicon Valley’s best and brightest:

Bluesky Can't Have Its Waffles And Eat Them Too

—by Adam Bumas

Usually, arguments on Bluesky aren’t newsworthy enough to cover. But an argument that started last week has drawn in the site’s developers and owners, led to action outside the website’s moderation system, and has probably been the most serious test of the platform’s social fabric since the post-Trump 2.0 exodus.

Like most Bluesky beef, it started with people who couldn’t agree on how seriously to take a post. Jay Graber, the site’s cofounder and CEO, was joking around last week with a developer and board member for the site, Jerry Chen. Chen quoted the old “So you hate waffles?” meme about Twitter arguments, and Graber replied “Too real. We’re going to try to fix this. Social media doesn’t have to be this way.”

User antioccident then asked, “have y’all banned Jesse Singal yet or”, and Graber replied “WAFFLES.”

It is true that this is the usual way Bluesky arguments start, but it’s also not weird to hold the person in charge of a website to more serious standards on that website. As Anil Dash wrote, “If you’re the CEO of a platform with millions of users, you don’t get to have as much fun on that platform, period.”

But Graber has unfortunately responded by posting through it, making jokes that were picked up by Singal (the anti-trans journalist who became the most-blocked account on Bluesky last year after attempting to “colonize” the platform). To make things worse, Graber is also seriously defending herself, trying to frame pissing off the site’s users as an effort to drive decentralization, while also allegedly hiding posts and banning users who criticize her, without the site’s usual moderation system.

Given the people who are still angry about Singal’s presence were already unhappy with Bluesky’s new community guidelines, it’s easy to see why this is such an adversarial move by Graber that she’s even drawing comparisons to Something Awful’s Lowtax.

Taylor Swift Is The MrBeast Of Millennial White Women

Taylor Swift has a new album out. Snippets of the lyrics were leaked ahead of time and considered so bad that fans figured they were made up by trolls. But nope, she does, in fact, have a song about how big Travis Kelce’s hog is. She also has a particularly mean song about Charli XCX.

Ultimately, what non-fans think about the album doesn’t really matter. In our current media landscape, anyone making anything is a content creator now and content creators with enough money and resources can grow into large enough institutions that nothing can really affect the internal momentum of their own popularity. Late stage capitalism also affects the attention economy.

But it’s worth highlighting some of the most damning reviews — and not just because they’re fun. The British press turned on her the quickest, which is what the British press is best at. The Guardian called the album graceless and The Standard was brutal in how pitying their review was, writing, “When you’re a literal billionaire it’s a bit tone deaf to complain about the lack of glamour. At this point it’s a you problem, babe.”

But US music outlet The Alternative easily wins the award for most scathing review, writing, “Taylor has contracted a rare case of CTE by proxy,” lmao jesus.

The reason these are important to highlight — along with the genuine shock at how bad the album is coming from some actual Swifties right now — is because it reveals how shameless the Swift media apparatus is in promoting the record. The best example being the entire site wide takeover of Rolling Stone, which arrived with a 100/100 review lol. Which apparently did not extend to the outlet’s X account, which posted some shady Charli XCX clips on X on Friday.

Lord Miles Got Arrested In The Middle East Again

—by Adam Bumas

It’s been a while since we checked in on “Lord” Miles Routledge, a British YouTuber who gained internet notoriety after going to Afghanistan during the Taliban’s takeover because it would impress 4chan. Routledge later went back and got arrested by them for several months, emerging as a “Taliban fan.”

It may not seem like it, but in most respects, Routledge is a pretty unremarkable content creator in 2025. He mostly operates like a regular travel streamer — for example, his trip back to Afghanistan was funded by a Patreon, which was allegedly suspended after his release for “associating with terrorists,” according to an X post of his at the time. More recently, in August he started a 40-day fast in the Arabian desert, sponsored by an online casino and done in cooperation with Polymarket, which announced on X that it was advertising bets on whether he could complete it.

On September 28th, Routledge’s X account posted that he had been detained by Saudi authorities, a few days before he could finish the fast. The British government confirmed the arrest yesterday, which was useful, because literally everything about the situation is too suspicious to be sure of the facts. YouTuber and crypto scam investigator Coffeezilla found evidence that Miles had bet $60,000 against himself on Polymarket, suggesting he may have gotten arrested intentionally.

Neither version of events would deny anyone their money, since Polymarket actively encourages insider trading. What a perfect time to let it start operating in the US!

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