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LAW DEP'T. Anti-Trans Professors Pretend to Understand SportsS.I. ROSENBAUM WROTE a piece for Flaming Hydra yesterday about an amicus brief that 24 professional scholars submitted to the Supreme Court, in which they expressed their support, as philosophers, for efforts by Idaho and West Virginia to ban trans girls and trans women from playing girls and women's sports. Rosenbaum eloquently explained the bigotry the amici were presenting in the brief, and their misunderstanding and misrepresentation of philosophical history. When I read the brief for myself, though, what struck me was how ignorant the professional thinkers were about sports. They were also shockingly bad at thinking in general, in a genuinely upsetting way. If the brief weren't written to tell the Supreme Court majority what it presumably already wants to hear—that trans girls aren't girls, and that the rules of nature and of fair play alike insist on this obvious truth—it might even be insulting to the justices. Speaking as experts, the professors told the court that philosophically, one may distinguish between "natural" categories of things and "gerrymandered" categories of things, and that the difference between those two categories of categories of things "is a widely applicable and projectible distinction." To illustrate the premise, they offered a sample of paired categories: "Water" versus "Water located in Lake Erie"; "Car" versus "Car owned by Bill Clinton"; "Mammal" versus "Mammal discovered before 1830." The goal of this setup was to work around to eventually drawing a distinction between the categories of "Female (person)" and "Female or person who identifies as female"—that is, though they avoided anything anywhere near such terminology, between sex classification and gender identity. Sex classification would be the "natural" category, and gender identity would be the "gerrymandered" one. "[L]awmakers," they wrote, "are justified in drawing the line exactly at the boundary between males and females, given that it is the most natural line in the vicinity." But the amici fell victim to their own metaphor. The distinctions in each of their example pairs were obvious because the categories were, in fact, gerrymandered—that is, the professors had constructed them entirely artificially, to serve an ulterior motive, in a way that was obviously hostile to the principle of representation. "Water located in Lake Erie" was not a category anyone uses in the real world; it was a parody of a category, designed to be useless and absurd, so that gender identity could by extension also be treated as useless and absurd. Actual categories, the kind of categories that people use, are not so easy to reject, or to exclude from one another. Grant the premise that "water" is a natural category. That doesn't mean it's the only available or applicable category. "Salt water" and "fresh water" would be separate natural categories of their own, too, certainly. If you put a saltwater fish in fresh water, or a freshwater fish in salt water, the fish will die. And yet: all over the world are tidal estuaries, where salt water enters at one end to mix with fresh water entering at the other, and they are teeming with life. When the philosophers named their chosen obvious and natural categories of "Male (person)" and "Female (person)," what they were really designating were the definitionally non-obvious categories of "person with an XY genotype" and "person with an XX genotype." The Olympic runner Caster Semenya has always understood herself to be a woman—that is, to belong to a natural category of being female. She was understood by all the people around her to belong to that category, as well, until her running success led to demands that she be genetically and physiologically examined, and she was ordered to submit to medical treatment to maintain her classification in sports. You can now read the details of her endocrine health and genital anatomy on Wikipedia. The philosophers didn't discuss Semenya personally, but within their scheme, they would call her a "Male." That's the word they chose to use for people with complete androgen insensitivity syndrome, whose bodies don't respond to the hormones that would otherwise drive typical male physical development, and who, they wrote, "often appear indistinguishable from females." The difference between their hormonal profiles and their physical appearance—the philosophers stuck to appearance, steering around the fact that many people with the condition are straightforwardly understood to be women—was merely, in the brief's account of things, evidence that "[i]ndulging complications" wasn't worth the effort. Simplicity was the supposed goal. Gerrymandered categories, the amici wrote, "have weird, jagged or otherwise arbitrarily delineated boundaries." And in sports, they declared to the justices, "the distinction between natural and gerrymandered categories is implicitly relied on by sports regulators virtually all the time": The key point is simple. Here is an example to help illustrate it. In tennis, like in other sports, there are many junior competitions, participation in which is limited to those aged 18 or younger. Suppose that it were to be proposed that the line for inclusion in junior tennis be redrawn. In particular, suppose it were proposed that the criterion for participation in junior tennis should be weakened to make an exception for non-juniors from Switzerland.
Suppose instead that, before we go inventing a hypothetically unnecessarily complicated version of the juniors tennis eligibility rules, we consider the actual rules. Here is what the International Tennis Federation says about eligibility for its World Tennis Tour Juniors: Players are eligible to compete on the Tour in the year they turn 13 years of age, if they have reached their 13th birthday on or before the start of the Singles Main Draw of the tournament they are competing in, until the end of the year in which the player turns 18 years of age.
The ITF juniors tennis tour is not for players "aged 18 or younger," after all. It is for players who have reached their 13th birthday but have not yet reached the arbitrary limit of December 31 of the year they turn 18. There are 18-year-olds who are eligible to play ITF juniors tennis and there are 18-year-olds who are ineligible. If a pair of identical twins were delivered one minute apart, separated by the stroke of midnight on New Year's Eve, the second-born twin would be eligible to play ITF juniors for an entire year after the first twin's eligibility expired. The professors' explanation of how sports prefers simple and natural category boundaries did not bother to look at pro basketball. Here is the first portion of how the NBA's current collective bargaining agreement deals with the natural category of age, describing how old a prospective player needs to be to be eligible for the draft: The player (A) is or will be at least nineteen (19) years of age during the calendar year in which the Draft is held, and (B) with respect to a player who is not an “international player” (defined below), at least one (1) NBA Season has elapsed since the player’s graduation from high school (or, if the player did not graduate from high school, since the later of the graduation of the class with which the player would have graduated based on the high school class he was in when he (i) first enrolled in high school, or (ii) was last enrolled in high school).
Note that amid all those interlocking conditions, the NBA includes something very close to the philosophers' imaginary "from Switzerland" exemption, only in reverse: an overseas player has to be 22 to reach the same status a domestic player gets at 19. But the brief was busy looking at boxing, or what the professors imagined boxing to be: Boxing commissioners, for example, are under no obligation to take seriously potential proposals to weaken the criterion on inclusion in the welterweight category to make an exception for any or all of (i) boxers with exactly shoulder-length hair, (ii) boxers from Laos or (iii) boxers who weigh exactly 156 pounds. Redrawing the relevant line in boxing in any of those ways would in effect be to partly re-organize boxing matches around a vividly gerrymandered category: something that should not be done.
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