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Wellness Gummies That Don't Suck

Let's be real: sea moss tastes like the ocean floor and shilajit looks like something scraped off a mountain. Most brands expect you to gulp down goop or dissolve tar-like resin in your coffee. Dialed Moods turned these superfoods into gummies that don't suck. This holiday season, ditch the hard-to-consume supplements and turn ancient botanicals into a daily ritual.

Wellness doesn't have to taste like punishment.

Sea Moss Gummies – The ocean's multivitamin, minus the seaweed slime. Ninety-two minerals, plus burdock root, dandelion, and magnesium for gut health, immunity, detox, and clear skin. Instead of choking down gel from a jar, you get a tart, fruity gummy that doesn't taste like low tide.

Shilajit Gummies – This Himalayan mineral resin has been used for centuries to boost energy, stamina, and cognition—but traditionally, you'd dissolve sticky black tar in hot water. Hard pass. Dialed Moods turned it into a smooth, date-flavored gummy with lion's mane, ginseng, and ginkgo biloba. Bonus: supports testosterone balance, so expect better energy, mental clarity, and a libido that actually shows up. Two a day might make you insufferably productive—at work and, well, everywhere else.

Every gummy is 100% organic, vegan, and third-party tested for purity and potency. Dialed Moods is on a mission to make botanical wellness work for real life—ancient superfoods without the ancient inconvenience.

Ready to feel the difference? Use code VICEGUMMIES20 for 20% off at dialedmoods.com. Your supplements shouldn't suck. Simple as that.

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