Hey fronds,

It's 2026.

We thought we'd ring in a new era by giving our listeners a special treat, since we're constantly saying "if you have too much money and want to spend it on something other than colonizing Jupiter, you should give it to us."

So, we're introducing a brand-new, extremely serious House of Medici tier that we expect will be selling like hotcakes!

Here's the deal: if you pay us $1000...