Your Brain Is Being Weaponized Against You – This Legal THC Formula Is the Resistance

Your mind is under attack. Between endless notifications, algorithmic manipulation, and corporate demands for "productivity," your cognitive function is being systematically dismantled.

The average person now switches tasks every 3 minutes and can't focus for more than 8 seconds – that’s worse than a goldfish. And it isn't accidental – it's by design.

Your brain fog is a feature of late-stage capitalism, not a bug.

Every notification rewires your neural pathways for distraction instead of creation. Your inability to focus isn't a personal failure – it's the inevitable result of an attention economy that profits from your cognitive collapse.

Mind Magic THC Gummies: Cognitive Focus Through Legal Cannabis Science. And VICE readers can get 20% off with code, VICE20

A collective of underground biohackers and neuroscientists has engineered a collaborative formula of federally legal THC and other cannabinoids with exciting nootropics that precisely target the brain's focus networks to help you get into an optimal “flow mode” and keep you there. 

Each huckleberry-lemonade flavored gummy delivers 2018 Farm Bill compliant THC and rapid-onset THCv combined with ancient plant compounds:

This formula starts working in as little as 5-15 minutes. And it doesn't just mask symptoms – it actively soothes and eases away the cognitive “static” inflicted by modern life.

The Digital Resistance is Growing

"After years of caffeine-fueled burnout cycles, I've finally found something that doesn't make me feel like a corporate productivity zombie." – Alex L.

"Two weeks with Mind Magic and I finished writing the screenplay I've been putting off for years." – Damon K.

Unlike Silicon Valley's bitter nootropic stacks or Big Pharma's side-effect-laden solutions, Mind Magic is genuinely enjoyable and actually works. It's precisely what HR doesn't want you taking before your next pointless meeting.

Due to surging demand within creative communities and looming regulatory threats, these gummies are currently available only online. And VICE readers can get 20% off for first-time cognitive rebels.

Join the neural revolution before the system inevitably shuts it down.

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