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| This week, Elon Musk announced he would be spending less time running the Department of Government Efficiency (DOGE), after Tesla announced a massive drop in revenue. Don't worry, though, it'll take more than that to stop DOGE from setting hundreds of billions of dollars on fire. The Trump administration supports a diverse, equal, and inclusive range of incompetency, from Secretary of Signal Groupchats Pete Hegseth, to Secretary of X-Men Villainy RFK Jr., who hasn't remembered you need regulation to regulate food standards. This government is gonna last forever, bro, that’s why Trump is already selling 2028 merch. At least we all got some historical perspective this week, as the Vatican began preparations for the Papal conclave… wait, never mind about the perspective, that should say “the real life version of the Conclave fancams.” | Oh well, here’s some fun stuff… | |  | Subscribe to Premium to read the rest. | Become a paying subscriber of Premium to get access to this post and other subscriber-only content. | | A subscription gets you: | • Paywalled weekend issue | • Monthly Garbage Intelligence report | • Discord access | • Discounts on merch and events |
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